The Happiest Place on Earth
Several months ago my Dad and Pat came up with a great idea, a family vacation. They had banked a timeshare form last year and using the one for this year, they where able to get two rooms to accommodate the entire family. The next question was where to go? With two grand kids they decided on Orlando and a trip to Disney World. Pat has always wanted to take her grand kids there, but it was a a challenge as Ty just turned one and Ellie is almost three. Ty definitely wouldn’t remember the trip at all, in fact he slept through most of it. But Pat was not sure how much longer she would be able to walk around the parks. So it was decided the reward of the trip outweighed the grand kids being to young. I can say all the kids enjoy the trip, even the adult kids.
We had direct flights out of National Airport early on Saturday, one think I have learned about air travel is fly early and direct. After arriving in Orlando we got three rental cars and headed to the Marriott Cypress Harbour resort. Arriving long before check in, only one room was available, if we waited we could get two rooms next to each other which really worked out. My brother and his girlfriend arrived later that afternoon, unfortunately they could only stay till Wednesday before heading back to the real world.
One thing was made clear early in the planning stages of the trip. We didn’t have to do everything as a family, however we must all get together for a family dinner every night. A very small price to pay considering plain tickets, hotel, park entrance fee, and most of the food were paid for by the folks. Each couple took turns cooking one night with everyone else on cleanup duty. The first night, Saturday, Nancy and I got selected to cook our meal, fajitas. Being a time share the room had a full kitchen which we put to good use every night. That first night 9 adults and 2 children crowded around two tables we put together and had our first of many family dinners. I was seated at the head of one table and it was a great feeling looking down the table seeing the entire family together, the first time in a long time, all enjoy the food Nancy and I cooked. That is a memory I will not soon forget.
Sunday everyone brook off into their own groups to do what they wanted. Nancy, Bobby, Tracy, the kids, and I took the day off after our travels and spent most of the day at the pool. Any other free time was spent simply lounging around the hotel room. Sometimes doing nothing is all I want to do on vacation. Not till Monday did we start hitting the parks, and we hit them hard. Everyone went to Magic Kingdom on Monday, even got our must-have family photo in front of the castle. Tuesday was Bobby and Tracy’s wedding anniversary so the two of them, Matt, Nancy and I went to Hollywood Studios for a day of adult fun while the grand parents watched the kids. Wednesday was another family day at Animal Kingdom after my Dad dropped off my brother and his girlfriend at the airport for their plane ride home. Ellie loved the safari ride and Ty did a lot of double finger pointed, a sign he likes what he sees. Thursday the group slimmed down to just Nancy, Matt and I as we visited Epcot.
I would say that the Magic Kingdom was probably my favorite park. It is by far the largest with the widest selection of rides, all the way from the classic It’s a Small World and Space Mountain to the more modern Big Thunder Mountain Railroad. Nancy and I spent most of the morning in Tomorrowland with it’s many interactive rides. The Buzz Lightyear ride was cool, you get to shoot all sorts of bad guys that give you points. After a quick snake, most of us headed back to the hotel for lunch and a quick nap. I quickly learned that the mid-afternoon nap for youngster is very important, if they don’t get their nap they become angry. After a few hours we headed back just in time to get caught in a serious rain storm. Just as we got onto the tram the heavens opened up and drowned us. By the time we got into the park there was no point in staying undercover, so we walked to the back of the parks to get in line for rides. When the lightning stopped and the all clear was given it was a breeze getting onto some rides. We stayed late that night for the SpectroMagic Parade but left when it was finished for fear of getting caught in the rain once again. I really wanted to see the fireworks display, but waiting till 10 just wasn’t going to happen. There was a huge storm rolling in and we got to the car just before it started raining.
Hollywood Studios was a close second. The rides here are more geared towards adults and the shows are more extravagant. Plus it was just a lot of fun to hang out with Bobby, Tracy and Matt all day at the park. We fast pass most of the rides so we didn’t have to stand in lines. The Tower of Terror was cool along with the Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster next to it. Nancy actually like both of these even though the Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster did three loops. We took in a couple of shows including the Indiana Jones, Studio Backlot Tour, and Lights, Motors, Action. The Indiana and Backlot both ask for volunteers and would you believe both times Nancy and Tracy got picked to be extras. For the Backlot they had parts in a Pearl Harboresq production. They had to act “crazy” and got soaked in water. For the Indiana Jones show they both got cast as citizens in the market. They didn’t do anything, but they certainly had a good view of the entire show.
Wednesday was another full family day, minus my brother and his girlfriend who where on their way back home at this point. We all traveled to Animal Kingdom, the park I was most excited about. Years ago when my brother and I went with my mom and Norman to Disney World, this park was closed while the finishing touches were put on it. The big attraction here is the safari ride in the back of the park and it was really cool. The way they take you through the park is unique in that you don’t feel its a “ride” so much as an experience. We saw a ton of animals just being animals, doing their own thing. The one roller coaster they have, Expedition Everest, is different. At one point you go backwards and there are a ton of high speed turns, using the fast pass it took no time at all to get on this ride. I must say however the Kali River Rapids was pretty lame, skip this one if you can. Bobby was talking all sorts of smack to Nancy and I, saying we were going to get soaked on the ride, turns out the raft turned just right down the plunge and got Bobby and Tracy soaked. I wish I could have seen more of the nature trails and animal exhibits but I couldn’t get anyone else to join me. We had already walked 10′s of miles and no one wanted to walk more than they had to at this point. We ended the day with the Finding Nemo musical and it was actually very entertaining for everyone. When it ended Nancy, Matt and I had had enough and we ditched out about 3pm with everyone else not far behind us. The whirlwind trip was starting to catch up to everyone.
Our last day at the parks Nancy, Matt and I headed to Epcot. I will admit this this is probably the least exciting park Disney has to offer. There are not a whole lot of rides, mostly educational demos and of course you have the 11 nation World Showcase around the lagoon. We road Test Track and did Soarin’ which was really neat, you fly over various locations in California and the chair you sit in takes you up as you watch the scenery on a 90′ screen with the chair shaking in sync with the visuals. You even smell oranges while flying over the orange grove. The one ride I did myself was Mission: Space. This uses a centrifuge to simulate the g-forces associated with a rocket launch and trip to Mars. Pretty cool but I felt funny when I was finished. I knew that was spinning around but the screen I was watching was telling my brain I was traveling in a straight line, just weird. I didn’t feel sick or anything, just funny is the best way to describe it. After Mission: Space we headed out of the park for lunch, I know it weird considering all the national food to choose from. But we saw dark clouds coming and I was really craving some BBQ. Lucky for us we where in the restaurant when the heavens once again opened up for a mid-afternoon thunder storm. This was certainly the heaviest rain all week, we literally couldn’t see across the street it was coming down to hard. Matt and I ate our fill of BBQ and had desert on top of that. We headed back to hotel for a quick two hour nap. After waking we headed back to catch the IllumiNations firework/laser/water show in the lagoon. Everyone said it was the best of all the parks nightly shows and I would agree. We had a great spot on the back of the park and I was amazed by the entire 12 minute show.
After four straight days of parks we all agreed Friday would be a relaxing day as we attempted to catch up from the 25-30 miles we walked in high humidity with soaring temperatures. Matt, Nancy and I headed to a local putt putt where I schooled them in how to play, my Dad mostly napped, and everyone else was pool side. Later in the afternoon we hatched a plan to meet at Downtown Disney to take the folks out to dinner. They picked this Irish restaurant, Raglan Road Irish Pub. Here we got some traditional Irish food and saw some live music with Celtic dancers on a small center stage. I highly recommend the bangers and mash, yum. Taking the folks out for our final night was the least we could do to show our appreciation for them taking us all to Orlando for a week long vacation. Plus, no one wanted to cook that night, let alone clean up the mess before we had to leave on Saturday morning. As a night cap we played one final round of poker. Each night we played Texas Hold’em with a $5 buy in. The late night poker seasons were fun. I unfortunately never won, in fact Matt won 3 out of the four nights we played for money. That lucky bastard!
Getting home was a non-issue. The flights where on time and getting back to the house was a breeze. I slept a little on the plan and took a nice long nap that afternoon after having some lunch with Nancy. We even headed to bed early. Thankfully there was nothing we needed to do on Sunday so that turned into a lazy day around the house, catching up on sleep. This is certainly a vacation I will not soon forget. It was wonderful hanging out with the family. Our last night in Orlando we even talked about the next family trip in two years. I am pulling for the Pacific Northwest and I think Tracy is for that as well. Thankfully we have almost two years to decide where the next trip will be.
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